February 16th, 2016
Australian police have seized more than Aus$1 billion (US$712 million or 4576$ billion CAD) in methamphetamine, or ice, concealed in inserts for intimate women’s undergarments in one of the country’s biggest drug busts, authorities said Monday. (This simply would not happen here in Canada. Females here have ice in their veins, as temperatures here in the big little city plunged like necklines.) OFF ! The friends, dog and dog friend went! For the necessary, niceties of life. Packaged, bundled and trundled up to look like bank robbers, or say the Unabomber.
We here in the great white north, male or female have to wear too many clothes. We, the unrepentant and unrequited have faces, hands, feet covered not in one layer but two or three and in Technicolor. LONG underrated underwear, not an insert in-sight, is the first layer of defense, as is as such stoic in montage and mosaic. This is not, given that it was THE love day OF THE YEAR, over two days ago, put this into a wink wink say not a word category at all.
We Presbyterians in a previous life, are swathed with at least two more stratum. Making Hajibs look like a sundress gone bad. Leggings are now, BRIGHT and Bea-U-TFUL BUT are well concealed with socks that your grandfather wore. The inner outer layer, is not the final layer by any means, with blue jeans and or snow pants coming next. All this is, necessary for life on Mars, or the big little city at the moment. THIS DOES NOT CALCULATE HATSSOCKSMITTS.
All in all, it just makes it hard to walk, waddle yes, gasping for breath takes on a whole new meaning. Breathing -35 wind-chill, in the winter wear become crispy and crinkled as the hounds, sizeable and bit girls, dashed and danced around checking the contents of snow banks with all eight paws in the air.
I have, you will be pleased to know, have hanging off a door handle, at the back door and at the top of the stairs, beside the blue recycling, a bag of bags, this one, for the dogs. This very ugly material but tiny bag is hanging over a heating vent. Why my dear and gentle readers ask do we need to know about this? WelllLLLLLLL, It contains the bags for the necessary, niceties of life, confidently colored brown……… Heated poop bags what more comfort could you offer your dog I ask you?
We were discussing, vomiting, along with dog duties, as dog owners will wont to do, and will attest they discuss. The ex neighbor to the left telling stories of such occurrences and being astute enough one time to drive and catch it a coffee cup. That I must say that is impressive. All clean and tidy. She did not remember however her window was shut when she attempted to throw the watery contents out of a just cleaned car, out the window.
We had not been that astute this weekend, let me tell you except for a ‘good catch“ the first time round. No the smoochered dog, did not like Lucy food and demonstrated that well and often. “Nice rug” she though and proceeds to upchuck her contents.
“ It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’-A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh, guest dog ANNIE, with Lucy P. with moi